Overheard - Muffins?

Female employee to male employee (whose Facebook status said he made muffin's last night.): "Where is my muffin?"

Male employee: "At the top of your pants."

Corn Dog

Just talking to my mom on the phone.

She told me she was giving Finn a corndog and I overheard her telling Finn that it wasn't too hot to eat.

Then Finn asks my mom "poopie?"

"No Finn, it isn't a poopie, you pick it up and eat it, like this."

Hopefully there is no confusion next time we are changing a diaper.

"Corndog?"

Overheard: Mom?

Her: So did Paul's mom have any children?

Overheard: Women do What?

Him: Sometimes I forget that girls even go poop. It's not like they ever talk about it.

*Note: This was said during a five minute conversation with 2 girls about how regular they are.

Overheard: Sex and the City

Him: It's just a really stupid movie with lots of stupid people and only stupid people will go see it.
Her: Whatever, you are going to see it.
Him: I know, I never said I wasn't stupid.

Overheard: Phone Call

Woman 1: Did you call me?
Woman 2: No.
Woman 1: Oh well you should have, it IS my birthday.

Overheard: Implants

Him: I really want to get an armpit implant. Mine are way to hairy and deep.

Overheard: R.E.M

Him: I used to like R.E.M, back when I was gay.

Overheard: Volleyball

Her: It is not fun playing volleyball naked.